OLW is Punny!

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• Barely keeping “afloat” processing my WQ data…
• Best fishes (as an email sign off).
• Bucket half full…
• Downstream effects, high water mark.
• Getting your sea legs!
• How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?: “Water you doing tonight?”
• It flows naturally. Going with the flow.
• It’s not so much a pun, but we always say that in New Brunswick, you can’t go very far without getting your feet wet!
• Let minnow if you need anything.
• Let’s explore how these ideas ‘flow’ together.
• Long tide, no sea.
• Mother, mother, may I go for a swim? Yes, my darling daughter – hang your clothes on a hickory limb, but don’t go near the water.
• No water pun but here’s a good salmon joke: What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get *salmonella*.
• No worries, it’s water under the fridge.
• Shallow romp in a deep pond.
• Sorry, I’m drowning in work and fighting the current, can’t think of any 😉
• Water over a dam.
• Water you… talking about, up to, doing today? Water puns anyway?
• We are big fans of dry humour 😉
• We know that H20 is water but what is H204? For sustaining healthy communities and ecosystems of course!
• We pun enough to make everyone puncomfortable. We love to coho-perate with others. We often say to ourselves what a water-ful world.
• What did everyone say when the boiling water died? He would be mist.
• What did one lake or ocean say to the other lake or ocean ? A: Nothing, it just waved 😛
• What did the wave say to the shore? Sea you later.
• What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course!
• When it rains, it pours.
• Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
• Why is the ocean always on time? She likes to stay current. 🙂